| College Boy or Sorts |
[Jun. 10th, 2008|02:57 am] |
Did Justin get into Bennington?
You bet your sweet ass he did!
Can Justin afford to go to Bennington?
You bet your sweet ass he can't!
An overall win! |
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| Wha?! |
[May. 29th, 2008|01:25 pm] |
4.0 at DVC?!
Thats like strait B's at Acalanes?
Booyah! |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 1st, 2008|03:08 am] |
The new Black Keys album is good and different.
Also I bought a motorcycle!
Happy whatever makes you happy.
This could be a midlife crisis thing, but if it is I guess I'm dying at 40.
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[Mar. 12th, 2008|11:51 pm] |
Two problems I'm having...
1. Why didn't anyone tell me Dj Dangermouse wasproducing the next Black Keys album? Am I really that out of the loop?
2. Why does the new Black Keys single sound like a Queen's of the Stone Age song? It's a good song and everything but its not The Black Keys... |
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| (no subject) |
[Feb. 6th, 2008|12:50 pm] |
So I got a job at the local porn shop. Its not too seedy, pretty new building and stuff and there are no rooms in the back for spanking, its pretty legit.
Thoughts? |
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| אני אוהב לך אבא |
[Dec. 12th, 2007|07:36 am] |
Papa (my grandfather) was moved into the CCU this morning. Because of this my mother is flying to Las Vegas this evening and will remain there for the next month or so...
Empty house for a month for Christmas...lovely... |
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| Fuck Mr. Clean |
[Dec. 9th, 2007|05:53 pm] |
Mr. Clean I thought you were different. I thought you were fresh and modern with your eraser of magic and your Nyplex Hypo-Allergenic gloves that I bought today to clean my shower. I thought this new amazing space aged Nyplex marked the future of cleanliness and gender roles. But no Mr. Clean, you had to make these brand new Nyplex have a frilly floral pattern around the cuffs. I thought you would be the one to throw off the shackles of gender roles assuming only a woman would be buying these amazing Nyplex gloves to clean since she is only good for scrubbing floors, cooking roasts and bearing children. You don't need to make the cuffs masculine so even things up, a simple cut at the cuff would have been acceptable. Although cuffs with explosions and the Batman symbol would have been sweet.
Shame on you Mr. Clean, shame on you and your sexist chauvinistic regime. |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 1st, 2007|10:50 am] |
 Meg is not impressed Meg has no time for your bull love Jack White, she is also a bit confused that the bull is somehow female and also a bull. Perhaps the cause of her anxiety problems is that Jack has been expressing a passion for animals that some would consider unnatural.
But maybe its not that bad, maybe Meg just doesn't get it. Maybe its only all them big jungle cats that get it.
I bet you the pigs get it.
Edit: If I sound crazy then you haven't seen the video for Conquest or heard Instinct Blues...you should go do both so I can seem less crazy |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 29th, 2007|02:42 am] |
 Photo by Alex Brown Not including any journalistic form of photography this is my most favorite photo ever. If someday I ever take a photo even remotely as incredible as this one I can die happy.
Remind you of Nolan? |
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| Tower O'Bawls |
[Nov. 20th, 2007|10:58 pm] |
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 No Glue, All Glory
So Bawls was a sponsor and I drank a lot of Bawls at the LAN. I took home a couple boxes and drank probably...50, maybe 60. This is the Bawls tower, it is a beacon for those who are lost or thirsty, I hope you like it. |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 19th, 2007|02:45 pm] |
So I thought the LAN party was going to be nothing but fun and various forms of entertainment. However all it really did was turn me off video games. I doubt that I'm maturing because I don't think only immature people play video games...so I'm not sure why they no longer float my boat. I was hoping to have all these great pictures of friends and us being overtired but still happy but instead I took about three photos and I'm too lazy to put them up. What has happened to me? Why don't I like games anymore?
The only really good thing to come of the LAN party is that I no longer think I'm fat...not to be mean but there were a lot of morbidly obese people at the LAN that made me feel better about my weight.
Anyone know what happened to me? |
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| SO CLOSE! |
[Nov. 14th, 2007|08:24 pm] |
Geforce LAN 4 is ever so close!
At 10 a.m. Friday morning I will awaken from my slumber and proceed to take a very very thorough shower since I will not come into contact with a shower for the next 72 hours. I will then disconnect my best friend and lover...my computer, and place it and my various personal effects into my car. Then it will be off to Will's house to pick up him and Emilio and their own personal best friends and lovers. Then we are off to Alameda...Area 51. There we shall register and begin the saga that is Geforece LAN 4...Crysis edition. From the time we enter till Sunday at 3 p.m. we shall engage in activities such as playing various PC games, eating and using the bathroom. Along with Ramsey, Andre, Travis and a few others bringing the total to 450 persons, we shall explore the limits of sleep deprivation and isolation through technology until finally we emerge evolved and really really tired.
I can't wait. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2007|03:43 am] |
 LET ME LOVE YOU! It may be that its almost 4 in the morning, but for some reason I am compelled to post this. It is very cute but I think it is also excruciatingly sad. The squirrel looks SO hopeful that his newfound friend will respond to him or perhaps let him inside but its never going to happen. I just want to take the squirrel away and give it the time of its life and just make it the happiest squirrel that ever was or will be. We'll eat nuts together and not get hit by cars, it'll be the best day EVER! Afterwards I will take him home so he doesn't have to be all cold outside in his tree, and then the next day maybe we can go on bumper cars...or just eat more nuts, its pretty much up to her/him.
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| Sure would... |
[Oct. 12th, 2007|11:48 am] |
 So I figured out my life using MS Paint... Also might I say the In Rainbows is pretty amazing, then again I'm Radiohead's bitch for life. |
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| MIDTERM! |
[Oct. 6th, 2007|09:25 pm] |
 My midterm project for my Digital Imaging Process and Technique Class...A+ much? |
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| In Rainbows |
[Oct. 1st, 2007|02:38 am] |
October 10th the new Radiohead album comes out. In Rainbows its being called, I suggest getting the box set thats available, however you may not be in love with Thom and the gang as much as I am.
 The Box Set |
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| So so sad |
[Sep. 20th, 2007|12:54 am] |
 I'm done with life If you stumble, God forbid you ever see this. I am done with a whole section of StumbleUpon. This is both the happiest and saddest day of my life. |
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| (no subject) |
[Sep. 16th, 2007|01:33 am] |
I got an e-mail today. It was from someone named Cathleen.
Justin
A girl once told me I was to small.
Regards
I found it somewhat poetic and thought about it throughout the day. I sent an email back to make sure it was a bot.
It was...someone wanted me to increase the size of my penis by up to 25%...
As of now...I have little to no faith in humanity...I'm also super pissed that my spam filter blows. |
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