|Fuck Mr. Clean
||[Dec. 9th, 2007|05:53 pm]
Mr. Clean I thought you were different. I thought you were fresh and modern with your eraser of magic and your Nyplex Hypo-Allergenic gloves that I bought today to clean my shower. I thought this new amazing space aged Nyplex marked the future of cleanliness and gender roles. But no Mr. Clean, you had to make these brand new Nyplex have a frilly floral pattern around the cuffs. I thought you would be the one to throw off the shackles of gender roles assuming only a woman would be buying these amazing Nyplex gloves to clean since she is only good for scrubbing floors, cooking roasts and bearing children. You don't need to make the cuffs masculine so even things up, a simple cut at the cuff would have been acceptable. Although cuffs with explosions and the Batman symbol would have been sweet.|
Shame on you Mr. Clean, shame on you and your sexist chauvinistic regime.