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College Boy or Sorts [Jun. 10th, 2008|02:57 am]
Did Justin get into Bennington?

You bet your sweet ass he did!

Can Justin afford to go to Bennington?

You bet your sweet ass he can't!

An overall win!
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Wha?! [May. 29th, 2008|01:25 pm]
4.0 at DVC?!

Thats like strait B's at Acalanes?

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(no subject) [Apr. 1st, 2008|03:08 am]
The new Black Keys album is good and different.

Also I bought a motorcycle!

Happy whatever makes you happy.

This could be a midlife crisis thing, but if it is I guess I'm dying at 40.

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(no subject) [Mar. 12th, 2008|11:51 pm]

Two problems I'm having...

1. Why didn't anyone tell me Dj Dangermouse wasproducing the next Black Keys album? Am I really that out of the loop?

2. Why does the new Black Keys single sound like a Queen's of the Stone Age song? It's a good song and everything but its not The Black Keys...
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(no subject) [Feb. 6th, 2008|12:50 pm]
So I got a job at the local porn shop. Its not too seedy, pretty new building and stuff and there are no rooms in the back for spanking, its pretty legit.

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(no subject) [Jan. 15th, 2008|05:55 pm]
Papa died...
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אני אוהב לך אבא [Dec. 12th, 2007|07:36 am]
Papa (my grandfather) was moved into the CCU this morning. Because of this my mother is flying to Las Vegas this evening and will remain there for the next month or so...

Empty house for a month for Christmas...lovely...
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Fuck Mr. Clean [Dec. 9th, 2007|05:53 pm]
Mr. Clean I thought you were different. I thought you were fresh and modern with your eraser of magic and your Nyplex Hypo-Allergenic gloves that I bought today to clean my shower. I thought this new amazing space aged Nyplex marked the future of cleanliness and gender roles. But no Mr. Clean, you had to make these brand new Nyplex have a frilly floral pattern around the cuffs. I thought you would be the one to throw off the shackles of gender roles assuming only a woman would be buying these amazing Nyplex gloves to clean since she is only good for scrubbing floors, cooking roasts and bearing children. You don't need to make the cuffs masculine so even things up, a simple cut at the cuff would have been acceptable. Although cuffs with explosions and the Batman symbol would have been sweet.

Shame on you Mr. Clean, shame on you and your sexist chauvinistic regime.
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(no subject) [Dec. 1st, 2007|10:50 am]

Meg is not impressed

Meg has no time for your bull love Jack White, she is also a bit confused that the bull is somehow female and also a bull. Perhaps the cause of her anxiety problems is that Jack has been expressing a passion for animals that some would consider unnatural.

But maybe its not that bad, maybe Meg just doesn't get it. Maybe its only all them big jungle cats that get it.

I bet you the pigs get it.

Edit: If I sound crazy then you haven't seen the video for Conquest or heard Instinct Blues...you should go do both so I can seem less crazy
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(no subject) [Nov. 29th, 2007|02:42 am]

Photo by Alex Brown

Not including any journalistic form of photography this is my most favorite photo ever. If someday I ever take a photo even remotely as incredible as this one I can die happy.

Remind you of Nolan?
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